I caught this headline on the AP news wire today, “Police: Mom Threatens Chuck E. Cheese“. Shocking I tell you, simply shocking!I speak from experience, you see, I’ve paid my dues in that Rat Suit. Several years ago I wrote about the experience in an article titled, “Lessons Learned in a Rat Suit“. From time to time I’ll get an email from a fellow alum of Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theatre. Sometimes it’s someone who worked there long ago as I did, sometimes it’s a current employee. Maybe I could have taught something to the young girl who was assualted while trying to entertain young children while dressed as a rat. But then again, I never had a parent throw pizza at me, so maybe it is I who still have more to learn.