News of Zero Interest

Prince Charles to marry Camilla!
(What? They still have Princes?)

Pope John Paul is Sick!
(He’s just a man, an old one.)

Brad and Jen have split!
(And this matters to anyone how?)

BFD! It’s amazing to me, our need to pick a class of people to worship and scrutinize. Leave them alone to their lives and please stop telling me about them, I just don’t care.