Prince Charles to marry Camilla!
(What? They still have Princes?)
Pope John Paul is Sick!
(He’s just a man, an old one.)
Brad and Jen have split!
(And this matters to anyone how?)
BFD! It’s amazing to me, our need to pick a class of people to worship and scrutinize. Leave them alone to their lives and please stop telling me about them, I just don’t care.