Mark Fiore’s cartoons and animations are always worth a smile and typically dead-on the issues they present. And even two weeks later, a smile is something any Dem can use. Check out Mark’s recovery guide, it’s good stuff.
The Depressed Democrat’s Guide to Recovery
Thanks to Political Wire for the good find
A popular bar had a new robot for a bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also — like any good bartender –engage in appropriate conversation.
A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, “What’s your IQ?” The man replies, “150.” And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc. The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool.”
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, “What’s your IQ?” The man responds, “100.” And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, etc.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The man replies, “50.” And the robot says, “So, you gonna vote for Bush again?”
thanks for the joke Sis
The did the mash, they did the Monster Mash!
The trick-or-treaters have slowed to a trickle in our neighborhood. Really very few this year. Still, here’s a few remaining scares for you this Halloween:
The Monster Mash – well known frightsters speak out on the Bush record
from the DNC Blog, Kicking Ass
The Monster Slash, the Bush Administration environmental record
from the Campaign to Protect America’s Lands
Be scared on Halloween, VOTE on Election Day!
Ward Sutton’s cartoons land truthful blows on George Bush with brutal regularity making it a must read for any comic-reading, freedom-loving, democracy-supporting reader out there, check out his strip The Sutton Impact in the Village voice. Here’s a recent example, Reasons to Vote for Bush
From that comic I found this great link to a first-rate Sutton flash animation, Schlock & Awe! Give it a watch, and then share it with a friend.
From time to time, we all can use some stroking, just be careful to use
this link in moderation!
thanks Susan!
The Answer is TEN:
1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed,
2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be
changed,
3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb,
4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the lightbulb or for darkness,
5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new
lightbulb,
6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a
step ladder under the banner “Lightbulb Change Accomplished”,
7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally “in the dark”,
8. one to viciously smear #7,
9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had
a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
thanks to sis for sharing this joke
How to start your day with a positive attitude
1.) Create a “new folder” on your computer.
2.) Name it “George W. Bush”
3.) Send it to the trash
4.) Empty the trash
5.) Your computer will ask you: “Do you really want to get rid of George
W. Bush?”
6.) Answer — calmly — “yes” and press the mouse button firmly.
Enjoy your day!!
My Mac doesn’t go second-guessing me like this when I move a folder to the trash, but for the Windows majority out there, I can see why this would be a nice start to any of the remaining 55 days until election day
Thanks to Mathew Gross for the original posting where I saw this…
http://mathewgross.com/blog/archives/000610.html
