Stowaways
| written on 8/7/01 |
Luckily for the cat, we needed gas.
As we set out to return home after a two-week long summer vacation that would ultimately add more than 2,800 to the family mini-van's odometer, the blinking gas pump on the dashboard warned me I couldn't be picky about where to buy my gas. 'Just get some', the blinking pump seemed to say, 'and make it soon'. Among the handy features of our van's digital control center is the 'DTE' or 'Distance Till Empty' display. It was telling us we could make about 25 miles, but in the past, DTE has been known to be a bit on the optimistic side. Regardless, we cruised the 14 miles down Route 41, and found a convenient Texaco station waiting for us at the junction of our next leg, heading east on I-70 towards St. Louis. Luckily for the frog, we hit a lot of bugs. Thank goodness there's no criminal penalty for killing bugs. The gooey mess of bug splat marks on our van's grille, hood and windshield were powerful evidence of my ongoing multi-state vehicular bug-killing spree. I don't just hit bugs by accident; I frequently swerve to aim for them. Anyway, so while the gas was pumping, and my wife was in the store buying cold drinks and ice for the cooler, I grabbed a squeegee and started washing the bug guts off of the windshield. As I lifted the wiper blade, I felt something touch my left hand. A tiny frog, about the size of a quarter, brushed my hand as he hopped off the wiper blade I lifted. Before I could catch him, he squirmed beneath the hood. Despite all the training gained during my previous career as a gas station pump jockey, I hadn't been doing much under the hood checking during our roadtrip. But as I imagined the little frog getting tossed out onto the highway and in a real-life game of 'frogger' once we got underway, I decided to do the Christian thing and go in after him.
The woman at the gas station helped me look for a little while, but that cat wasn't coming out of that pipe any time soon. I dropped the little frog near the pipe entrance, being that he was the cat's savior and all. I called back to the bed and breakfast we had left, but they weren't missing any cats. The kids say that they had seen the cat walking the streets of Arrow Rock the previous day. When or how he crawled into my engine, I'll never know. I'm just thankful we needed gas, and for the frog, because I would have hated discovering the cat at some later point during our 1000 mile return trip home. So remember. Wash the bugs off. And check under the hood. Always. |
I'm not sure who was more startled, me or the cat. But as I stood there holding the hood up, we stared at each other for a moment and shared a simultaneous, 'Holy-shit', type of moment. It wasn't a kitten, but not full-grown either, just an orange and white teenage cat. The cat acted more quickly than I could, wisely taking the opportunity to give up its seat on top of the battery and get the hell out from under the hood. It bolted into a storm drain underneath the gas station driveway.
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